winterduck

winterduck:

mille-anno-imperii:

winterduck:

I use to play trumpet and I can weld.

These are two excuses to avoid combat if drafted into military service.

Trumpet? Did you grade? I got grade 4.
But it still didn’t save me from military service…

I played trumpet for about 7 years.

I’ve never been involved in any form of military service, but from my understanding knowing an instrument opens the opportunity for you to join a marching band instead of step on a landmine or get jihad’d

Mate, they can TRY to jihad me.
I’ll play my trumpet at the victory parade.
Just kidding, I didn’t join the Corps of Army Music.

planetfucker
planetfucker:

mille-anno-imperii:

cheeki-vodka-sauce:

did-you-kno:

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For King and Country m8


OI ITS 7 BONG

Beer bottle fencing as an ancient British martial art which can be witnessed after approximately 11 bong in the city centres of Newcastle, Manchester, Nottingham and Liverpool.

Ah yes, similar to Pint Glass Boxing, another noble British martial art, which the aim is to get as many bits of glass in your opponents face.(Practiced regularly Newcastle, ‘Boro and great Scottish centres of culture like Glasgow back alleys at 3AM)

planetfucker:

mille-anno-imperii:

cheeki-vodka-sauce:

did-you-kno:

Source

For King and Country m8

OI ITS 7 BONG

Beer bottle fencing as an ancient British martial art which can be witnessed after approximately 11 bong in the city centres of Newcastle, Manchester, Nottingham and Liverpool.

Ah yes, similar to Pint Glass Boxing, another noble British martial art, which the aim is to get as many bits of glass in your opponents face.
(Practiced regularly Newcastle, ‘Boro and great Scottish centres of culture like Glasgow back alleys at 3AM)